December 2009
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HP looking in to claims that webcams can't see...
patrickmelton:
Apparently HP’s new motion tracking webcams have a hard time identifying black people’s faces. Pretty damn hilarious. (via CNN)
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To Whom It May Concern
Me: I'm such a good guy. I need you around to reinforce this to girls I meet.
Erin: I will give you a letter of recommendation anytime
Me: sweet!
Erin: To whom it may concern:
Erin: I see no reason whatsoever not to let michael stick his penis in your vagina. In fact I encourage this activity.
Erin: Regards, Erin
Jersey Shore
Michael: last thing we need is more reality shows
Michael: I've given up on humanity after watching Jersey Shore
Yvonne: i know right
Michael: but it's so bad I'm going to keep watching
Yvonne: ><
Michael: it's like a car crash
Michael: you can't look away
Yvonne: I GUESS...
Yvonne: but
Yvonne: with jersey shore
Yvonne: youw ant the people in the car crash to die
Michael: touché
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Everyone knows it’s Rachel’s birthday.
psql:
Hey, be aware of Rachel’s birthday.