To Whom It May Concern
- Me: I'm such a good guy. I need you around to reinforce this to girls I meet.
- Erin: I will give you a letter of recommendation anytime
- Me: sweet!
- Erin: To whom it may concern:
- Erin: I see no reason whatsoever not to let michael stick his penis in your vagina. In fact I encourage this activity.
- Erin: Regards, Erin