To Whom It May Concern

  • Me: I'm such a good guy. I need you around to reinforce this to girls I meet.
  • Erin: I will give you a letter of recommendation anytime
  • Me: sweet!
  • Erin: To whom it may concern:
  • Erin: I see no reason whatsoever not to let michael stick his penis in your vagina. In fact I encourage this activity.
  • Erin: Regards, Erin